Comm Goes Green

Q) Why did God give women arms?

A) Do u realise how long it would take to lick a bathroom clean..

Q) What do gays and ambulances have in comm on?

A) They both load from the back and go "woo woo"..

Q) What’s the difference between oral s*x and an*l s*x?

A) Oral s*x makes your day, an*l s*x makes your h*le weak.

Q) Whats green slimy and smells like miss piggy?

A) Kermitt’s finger.

Q) Whats do American beer & Rowing have in common?

A) They are both close to water..

Q) Whats the differnce between a *ampon and a cowboy hat?

A) Cowboy hats are for a*sholes.

Woman: "why dont u call my name out during s*x??
Man: "Because i dont want to wake you".

Q) How do u teach a blonde mathematics?

A) Subtract her clothes half hers legs followed by a square root..

Q) What do u call a woman with her tongue out ?

A) A l**bian with a hard on.

Morning chris. You are in top form today.